View Full Version : You know you've been playing SoF2 to much when...
...you start "crouch jumping" onto the furniture.
...you try to run over a backpack to heal the cut on your hand.
...you lean around corners in your house looking for campers.
...you think everyone is on the enemy team because they don't have a team icon hovering over their heads.
...you have proof that everyone is on the enemy team because their names don't appear when you look at them.
...out shopping, you leap up and down while running down the street to avoid the sniper's bullets.
...you are convinced you can safely jump off the balcony and land on the railings, instead of going the long way round and down the stairs.
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 10:47
...you go look for pornrooms in every carpark
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 10:48
...you think you're invurnable for a few seconds when you wake up
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 10:49
...you literally say "LoL" instead of laughing
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 10:50
...you barge into a camp and kill everyone cause you hate camp0rz
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 10:51
...you try to use a wallhack to see the lady's room
...you swim by walking upright through the water.
... you press a key when talking to someone
you start counting after the ding in an elevator........
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 18:34
...you start throwing knifes at the wall cause you're bored
... you get rid of all your wallpaper and stuff to see if speeds you up around the house
[MKP]FaNatiC`
07-04-04, 19:55
...you think walking next to people will slow your "fps" down
You start jumping and shouting "MOVE YER FAT ASS" when behind ppl in a crowded street
...when you know the moment you hear that sound and see "[MKP]epoch has taken the flag" on the screen, it's only gonna end in misery...
...when screenshots of your naked wife/partner posted on PunksBusted are submitted to the Master Ban List 'cos they contain Ball Hacks, Tracers, Multi Cracks, Custom Twatt-Hairs and Glowing Skins. Either that or she's been visiting teh Milkman in Sellafield again.
...when yer 'aving a wank0r in private @ home and when you " J' arrive " you shoot the dog by accident 'cos of all the lead you've taken in the line of fire.
you literally say "LoL" instead of laughing
this allmost happend to me, sometimes i feel the urge to say LoL when someone makes a funny remark 8O
You almost bump into someone round a corner at work and scream "Cheat0r/WALLHACK0R/AIMB0T" and take donw theiur details for submission to PB's MBL
[IFF]TazDevil
13-10-04, 21:52
Having a shit after the curry night shouting,"Fire in the Hole"
LostSpirit
13-10-04, 23:32
you see [MKP]Heathen and [MKP]Epoch in your dreams running towards you with the nades cocked while hiding in a corner.. :blink: :blink:
You spin the kitchen knife in your hand before cutting up the salad..... then throw it into the wall when finished cutting....
you start crouch leaning in laggy band fights at work
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