You've Played Too Much PR When...

[Sadist_Cain]

Thought I'd make this before it goes mad in the shoutbox lol

[07:30 PM] Sergeant_Banner (http://www.tacteam.org/forums/member.php?u=56): You know you've played to much PR when your mate popped a party ballon in class (teachers birthday) and you duck, shout "TAKE COVER" and call backup ! (i actually ducked and shouted take cover when someone popped a balloon ...)
[07:29 PM] Sadist_Cain (http://www.tacteam.org/forums/member.php?u=47): the other day I was in my car and an arabic man came towards me on a moped I realised I had no ammo, so i jumped out and rolled off the road....
[07:26 PM] _Sheriff_ (http://www.tacteam.org/forums/member.php?u=70): ohhhh i'm on a roll...i'll stop while I'm ahead
[07:25 PM] _Sheriff_ (http://www.tacteam.org/forums/member.php?u=70): Okay...so you know you've been playing Project Reality for too long when you walk up to your car, look at the ground, hit the T key on your cell phone and request a Crewman kit before you get in
[07:23 PM] _Sheriff_ (http://www.tacteam.org/forums/member.php?u=70): You know you've been playing Battlefield for too long when you're walking in the mall and think to yourself..."we've got to spread out before we all artied" rahaahahah I kill me


so far so good :P:goat:


You know you've played too much PR when...?

[commando-101]

ooops-read this after adding to it in chat box...my bad!

[_Sheriff_]

when you go into the local gun store and tell the owner, "I'm an insurgent and I'm here to guard the weapons cache."

[_Sheriff_]

when you knock your wife's window seal flower pots out and install a .50 cal SAW and tell your sun to call you if he sees any red cars approaching the house

[Viglen]

i remember playing PR at a lan party

i was walking home after being up for 30 hours ish and pumped on caffiene
every corner i walked around my mind wanted to chuck a flashbang or a nade b4 lolol

[Gunwitch]

When you hear the star wars cantinia music and scream "BOMB CAR INCOMING"

[Sadist_Cain]

When you see a guy in a green jumper and Nikes being held at gunpoint, and all you can think to say is "NO!!! KNIFE HIM!"

[Gunwitch]

You see a Landy Defender 110 and wonder where the guns are

[SargeBanner]

... When you strafe, crawl and prone whilst shopping :p

... When a police chopper flys overhead and try to find the AA guns

... When you start using "Roger that" (another i admit to :o)

Sarge

[Gunwitch]

I use roger that - alot :rolleyes:

[Viglen]

HHAHA on the phone to my mum

ok roger that

[Sadist_Cain]

got off river Qwai last night, talking to holly as I got into bed for a cuddle.... "Babe do you wanna spawn on me?" XD:goat:

[commando-101]

shouldnt that be the other way round? :o

[Sadist_Cain]

I was hoping for the sort of reply from her, but it was nearly 2:30 in the morn, dam Qwai was a 3 hour bloodfest!

[Masaq]

You play too much PR when:

You're afraid to hop on the back of a mate's motorbike because you've seen bikes blow up after hitting potholes.

You firmly believe that there is an afterlife - and it's just the same as this life, only your kill/death ratio decreases.

You can fly any plane, drive any vehicle, shoot any weapon - all you need to do is slightly change your clothes.

The phrase "herding cats" summons up a mental image of a swarm of blue dots scattered uselessly across a map, NOT a bunch of felines.

You attempt DIY by waving a shovel at flat pack furniture.

Your car has a slightly hexagonal steering wheel.

And finally... (*grin*, sorry guys but I gotta brag a litttttle about last night)

...you score as much as the next three guys put together ;)

[epoch]

Masaq;6735']You can fly any plane, drive any vehicle, shoot any weapon - all you need to do is slightly change your clothes.


Like Mr Benn.

[Gunwitch]

Or Joe 90

[Sadist_Cain]

... When you pull up next to a green landrover and shout "Quick I need repairs!!"

... When you look on your TomTom and It has a lil yellow D on your house

... When you climb to the roof of your house and think "I'm sure I left a barratt here?"

... When you see a bearded man in a green jumper driving, you feel It's ok to shoot at him


... You become totally exhausted after jumping 3 times

[Sketch424]

Banner said: When a police chopper flys overhead and try to find the AA guns

You mean you don't do tis already? :D:D

[SargeBanner]

I did in GCSE Graphics

We have these stools, and there was a fly buzzing about ...

*stands up, grabs stool and points it at 45 degrees*

*shouts "DUM DUM DUM" and acts out firing of AA gun*

Infront of the class ...

Was very funny to watch (mate videoed it :p)

Sarge

[Sketch424]

hahahaha is it on u tube at all? :p

[SargeBanner]

Nah, git sent it me, i've lost it, and he has a new fone :(

Still, just thinking about it makes me LOL :p

Sarge