Gunwitch
27-08-07, 15:28
Welcome to Gunwitch's personal review of BF2 mod, Project Reality.
Ok, found mod, downloaded.
*5 hours later*
Installed mod, added update. Game no worky! Mmm. unistalled mod, installed BF2, then patch then mod then patch.
Started game
Game now worky, PB is being norty.
Updated bf2, pr manually.
Started game.
Game worky, showing heaps of servers.
Exit game, go to MKP website, get server IP
Start game, join by IP address.
In game YAY.
Disconnect from game, set video settings and key's
Rejoin server
Ooh an apc, mint! Can't drive apc, die!
respawn.
Jump out of apc, find out i need a kit. Request kit. Kicked from game.
Didn't join squad.
rejoin serever, join squad. See speaker icon and other squad mates running about.
Press escape, enable VOIP.
go back into game, NOISE!!! DO THIS DO THAT.
Die lots. Respawn, leave squad, start own squad. Lock it.
Get in landy, brrm brrm. Speed off, crash. No health bar????? Speed off again, hit a wall. EXPLODE
*note to self, drive carefully*
Get a new landy, drive slow, see a line of smoke. Ooh pretty. EXPLODE
Ah ha, rpg. Mmm must drive safe but fast.
Drive off at speed, slow for corners and walls. Drive off bridge. EXPLODE.
Respawn. Run off across the desert. See on map a checkpoint with union jack. Run off that way.
Crouch look round corner, start sneaking. Hear Star Wars cantina music, cool. EXPLODE
Mumbles to self.
Respawn at checkpoint. Look round. fence, buggered cars, peugeot 307! Can't get in. See iraqi appear. Ah ha, taxi driver. hey rag head i wanna go wheere fighting is.
Iraqi shoots me.
Respawn, engineer. Blow up the peugeots.
That'll teach em.
See iraqi with big stick. Ah ha, rpg. Shoot and miss! Uh!!! No crosshair. Get blowed up.
Respawn. Stare at wall, shoot wall once. Stick bluetack where bullet hole is. he he he.
Go off to city, commander say blow ammo dumps.
Look around city. Hear pings and zips. Crouch. Get shot! run away, scream and die.
Ah ha, bandages.
Get back to city, see iraqi. Spray wildy. MISSED!. Duck, run away. Find mosque. Ooh pretty. See blokey in green jumper. Must be cold. Go to say hello. Bugger chucks rocks, shoot blokey, get shouted at for shooting civilians.
There's civilians!!!!!
Dammit.
Respawn, nick landy, see "civvie blokey".
Run him over. Get out. Shoot him in the head to put him out his misery.
Job done.
Map ends?!?!?! Walla walla music, iraqi's won.
Leave server.
Read manual...........
Enjoy
Ok, found mod, downloaded.
*5 hours later*
Installed mod, added update. Game no worky! Mmm. unistalled mod, installed BF2, then patch then mod then patch.
Started game
Game now worky, PB is being norty.
Updated bf2, pr manually.
Started game.
Game worky, showing heaps of servers.
Exit game, go to MKP website, get server IP
Start game, join by IP address.
In game YAY.
Disconnect from game, set video settings and key's
Rejoin server
Ooh an apc, mint! Can't drive apc, die!
respawn.
Jump out of apc, find out i need a kit. Request kit. Kicked from game.
Didn't join squad.
rejoin serever, join squad. See speaker icon and other squad mates running about.
Press escape, enable VOIP.
go back into game, NOISE!!! DO THIS DO THAT.
Die lots. Respawn, leave squad, start own squad. Lock it.
Get in landy, brrm brrm. Speed off, crash. No health bar????? Speed off again, hit a wall. EXPLODE
*note to self, drive carefully*
Get a new landy, drive slow, see a line of smoke. Ooh pretty. EXPLODE
Ah ha, rpg. Mmm must drive safe but fast.
Drive off at speed, slow for corners and walls. Drive off bridge. EXPLODE.
Respawn. Run off across the desert. See on map a checkpoint with union jack. Run off that way.
Crouch look round corner, start sneaking. Hear Star Wars cantina music, cool. EXPLODE
Mumbles to self.
Respawn at checkpoint. Look round. fence, buggered cars, peugeot 307! Can't get in. See iraqi appear. Ah ha, taxi driver. hey rag head i wanna go wheere fighting is.
Iraqi shoots me.
Respawn, engineer. Blow up the peugeots.
That'll teach em.
See iraqi with big stick. Ah ha, rpg. Shoot and miss! Uh!!! No crosshair. Get blowed up.
Respawn. Stare at wall, shoot wall once. Stick bluetack where bullet hole is. he he he.
Go off to city, commander say blow ammo dumps.
Look around city. Hear pings and zips. Crouch. Get shot! run away, scream and die.
Ah ha, bandages.
Get back to city, see iraqi. Spray wildy. MISSED!. Duck, run away. Find mosque. Ooh pretty. See blokey in green jumper. Must be cold. Go to say hello. Bugger chucks rocks, shoot blokey, get shouted at for shooting civilians.
There's civilians!!!!!
Dammit.
Respawn, nick landy, see "civvie blokey".
Run him over. Get out. Shoot him in the head to put him out his misery.
Job done.
Map ends?!?!?! Walla walla music, iraqi's won.
Leave server.
Read manual...........
Enjoy