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NKDeus
07-01-07, 11:34
In game name NKDeus - before I realised I could use Clan Tags, I created a squad player. So the NK has to stay.
real name Darron Mullen.
Age - 36 years young.
Jokeabilty 9
Games played, damn, been playing games since I was 10 years old, and never stopped since, my skin has now become part of my chair, its a horrible site I know, but it keeps me gaming.
Do I own a credit card - NO, it owns me :D

Gunwitch
07-01-07, 12:29
In game name NKDeus - before I realised I could use Clan Tags, I created a squad player. So the NK has to stay.
real name Darron Mullen.
Age - 36 years young.
Jokeabilty 9
Games played, damn, been playing games since I was 10 years old, and never stopped since, my skin has now become part of my chair, its a horrible site I know, but it keeps me gaming.
Do I own a credit card - NO, it owns me :D

PMSFL matey, thats the best reply/request we've had in years.

Welcome to the site, I'm clan grumpy-bastard/bouncer and general shouty bloke.

Whereabouts you from?

epoch
07-01-07, 12:31
Hi mate. GG last night.

Enjoyed it, and nice one for organising it. Hopefully we can sort another out soon!

You'd be most welcome to join our motley crew. I'll get you on MSN in a wee bit to sort you out, so to speak.

Gotta have breakfast first - it's 12:30 !

Gunwitch
07-01-07, 12:32
BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pmd you mine chap, if Epo says you're a top bananana then thats good enough for me.

NKDeus
07-01-07, 14:09
Thanks guys, hey Gunny, I'm from Halifax, just across from Epoch. :D

Birdy
07-01-07, 19:35
Hello & Welcome :)

NKDeus
07-01-07, 19:45
hiya birdy, nice to be here, it would be really nice to get vent working too.

glovy
08-01-07, 08:53
Welcome in MKP Clan NKDeus !!

epoch
08-01-07, 12:34
Thanks guys, hey Gunny, I'm from Halifax, just across from Epoch. :D

Actually, you're closer to Gunny.

But don't let that worry you. :p

Gunwitch
09-01-07, 00:19
Actually, you're closer to Gunny.

But don't let that worry you. :p

Cheers for that smeghead lol.
Aye York isn't far from you Deus, although it would be nicer if Halifax was a bit further *horrible place lol*

EXO
10-01-07, 19:47
I have seX0rs with g04Tz

Gunwitch
10-01-07, 22:18
I have seX0rs with g04Tz

Wes should be our PR Manager:D

SuicideWalker
03-02-07, 17:05
Hello MKP. Finally figured out how to work this forum.....I think.
Just following instructions to become the newest member of the MKP Clan.
Oh, and just so you know - my real name is Walker. The suicide part was inhereted when I first started playing BF2 and couldn't quite get the parachutes to work.

Thanks folks!

NKDeus
03-02-07, 21:28
Bloody damned fine it is to see you here too :D
It's not for me to say whether you are in or not, but I think its just a formality :D

NKDeus
03-02-07, 21:29
I have seX0rs with g04Tz

I heard it was more along the lines of blowing goats?
or was that something else? :D

epoch
04-02-07, 11:32
Hi Walker. Glad the forums didn't confuse you for too long :p

Thanks for your interest in MKP, and welcome!

Feel free to stick the [MKP] tags in front of your name, and we look forward to seeing you on the server(s) soon.

Thanks again!

Doctor.BoB
04-02-07, 12:29
BoB hopes to be a Long Serving - Long time no C Member of MKP..!

[MKP-LTNC]Doctor.BoB

Gunwitch
04-02-07, 13:37
Bob yer mad, welcome Suicide. Had the same problems with chutes myself :)

And now MKP grows

I suggest a server list of where folks are playing. and rate them accodringly.

Also a "Name and Shame" list of assholes and idiots

Doctor.BoB
04-02-07, 13:49
B4 we go any further please tell me how i open my chute.

I ain jumping out of no MOFO flying fortress / zeplin until I know where the rip cord on me chute is..:eek:

And for that matter will need a full induction course in the game..! Wheres my ammo, scope, nades, shades, rations, nappies

I'm on it..!

NKDeus
04-02-07, 15:10
Doctor.BoB, join Teamspeak and we'll happily guide you through it.
like this
1. Jump off
2. Land safely

er.. am I missing something?

epoch
04-02-07, 15:16
Doctor.BoB, join Teamspeak and we'll happily guide you through it.
like this
1. Jump off
2. Land safely

er.. am I missing something?


1.5 Scream and flail arms and legs about

Gunwitch
04-02-07, 15:22
Jump out, avoid edges of buildings and titan and look at scenery.

Then bounce :D

Doctor.BoB
04-02-07, 17:12
Thats not helping, i feel a few spectacular dives coming on.

HEDS UP, and hes Down, nice boots, coming out yer ass..!

epoch
04-02-07, 18:39
You don't need to know the procedure for BF2142 as it utilises the new Irish parachutes.


They open on impact.

EXO
04-02-07, 19:01
Very fooking funny

epoch
04-02-07, 19:56
*bows*

Gunwitch
04-02-07, 21:07
*claps*

Much like the Irish Engineer - Run up and stamp around the RDX and APM :D

NKDeus
05-02-07, 18:43
or the Irish petrol pump attendent who goes outside for a fag

EXO
06-02-07, 19:56
/me Bans the following:

[MKP].*

Gunwitch
06-02-07, 20:49
or the irishman whose mate told him he flew wellingtons during the war - so he jumped off the top of a building :)