prophet
07-05-04, 08:12
A 9 year old girls was walking with her mom down the street. Suddenly the little girl asked: mommy wath are those ppl doing?
Her mom looked up and through an open window she saw 2 ppl having sex. She found that her daughter was to young to know the "thruth" so she said to her: well those ppl are making cake.
The young girl not knowing any better was satisfied with this explanation and so they continued walking home.
At 9 o'clock the lil girl went to bed as allways, but she started to feel a bit thirsty, so she went downstairs again to get a glass of water.
When she opened the door of the living room she saw her parents having sex on the couch. Great she thought, they are making cake! So she went back upstairs thinking if she would be a good girl she could have a slice in the morning.
The next day the girl woke up and asked her mom: mommy can i have a slice of cake?
Cake? We dont have any cake, why did you think we have cake in the house? her mother replied.
Well i saw u and daddy making cake in the couch last night!
The mother quickly replied: no, u must have been dreaming.
But the girl replied: no i am sure i wasnt, i just licked the icing that u spilled from the couch!
8O 8O :lol:
Her mom looked up and through an open window she saw 2 ppl having sex. She found that her daughter was to young to know the "thruth" so she said to her: well those ppl are making cake.
The young girl not knowing any better was satisfied with this explanation and so they continued walking home.
At 9 o'clock the lil girl went to bed as allways, but she started to feel a bit thirsty, so she went downstairs again to get a glass of water.
When she opened the door of the living room she saw her parents having sex on the couch. Great she thought, they are making cake! So she went back upstairs thinking if she would be a good girl she could have a slice in the morning.
The next day the girl woke up and asked her mom: mommy can i have a slice of cake?
Cake? We dont have any cake, why did you think we have cake in the house? her mother replied.
Well i saw u and daddy making cake in the couch last night!
The mother quickly replied: no, u must have been dreaming.
But the girl replied: no i am sure i wasnt, i just licked the icing that u spilled from the couch!
8O 8O :lol: