E-limiNator
04-05-04, 21:12
# Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose
today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened
to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see
them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I
saw you with my wife at the Cinema Theatre"
-------------------
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose
today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# About his family :
-------------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
# At the ground :
----------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :
--------------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
----------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....
# Sir at his best :
------------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened
to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see
them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I
saw you with my wife at the Cinema Theatre"