prophet
29-04-04, 08:20
3 vampires walk in a bar.
The first vampire asks the bartender: ill have a pint of blood, o positive plz.
The second vampire asks the bartender: ill also have a pint of blood, o negative plz.
Then the bartender asks the third will you have a pint of blood too?
He replies: no ill have a glass of hot water.
You're a vampire says the bartender, why do you want a glass of hot water?
The vampire reaches into his pocket, pulls out a used tampon and says: Tea time!
:D
The first vampire asks the bartender: ill have a pint of blood, o positive plz.
The second vampire asks the bartender: ill also have a pint of blood, o negative plz.
Then the bartender asks the third will you have a pint of blood too?
He replies: no ill have a glass of hot water.
You're a vampire says the bartender, why do you want a glass of hot water?
The vampire reaches into his pocket, pulls out a used tampon and says: Tea time!
:D