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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?"she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
I liked that...
Heres a quickie....
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
:bleh: Sowwwyyyyyyyy
Stoney....
[MKP]FaNatiC`
11-04-05, 21:01
Rob: good one but ripped off FW forum :P :2a:
Stoney: LOL!!! :1a:
Originally posted by [MKP?
FaNatiC`,Apr 11 2005, 10:01 PM]
Rob: good one but ripped off FW forum :P :2a:
Stoney: LOL!!! :1a:
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lool frank didnt get it for the FW forums m8 ... never on there!
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
Okaaaaaaay......
Why Do Men Like Blonde Girl Jokes?
Because They Can Understand Them!!
HeHeHeHe
:1: Sowwwyyyyyyyy ;)
:group:
Yup...!
The Blue ones are so Clever!!
:bleh:
Originally posted by LostSoul@Apr 10 2005, 11:02 PM
A bluey woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a bluey.
The cop asked to see the bluey's driver's license. She dug through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?"she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The bluey officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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See!!! it just isnt right!!!
Blow below the belt :boxing:
E-limiNator
18-04-05, 17:39
Originally posted by Birdy@Apr 18 2005, 03:36 PM
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
Okaaaaaaay......
Why Do Men Like Blonde Girl Jokes?
Because They Can Understand Them!!
HeHeHeHe
:1: Sowwwyyyyyyyy ;)
:group:
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or.... how come men know soo many blonde jokes?
because their short enough to remember...
or... Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives them something to talk about on a Saturday night (sorry sam :P)
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