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howardy
18-08-08, 19:54
The names Ben closely followed by howard, 19 years of age so yes boys im legal, im a southampton lad but study at portsmouth university doing history (don't ask why, it's amazing i havent been stabbed yet) moving down there for year 2.

well im a typical guy i spose, like to go out and get shitfaced, pretend i got laid to everyone the next day when we all know it was a night of furious masterbation. i take pride in driving my hyundai coupe with 1600cc's of fury at the tender age of 19, THATS RIGHT IM LOADED! im the kinda guy you look at and think yep, definate shirt lifter.

ummm i started playing online with battlefield 2 actually when it was released. picked up on the old project reality because i got tired of some of the BS that happens in that game, obviously i got hooked on it like you have and here i am!

just in case you were all thrown by the way i come across, yes this is a serious application lol.

epoch
18-08-08, 20:25
:confused:

OwnZilla
18-08-08, 21:20
lol I loved the honesty about the masturbation

trust me your not the only one......*awaits masaq* ;)

Sadist_Cain
18-08-08, 21:42
Lol You sound like a funny chap

Would recommend you join up in some Tacteam Squads and get to know some of the members and such forth first, see how you like the Community :P

A community is for life, not just for Christmas :p

Hope to see you on the server someitime soon bud! Howardy your in game name?

Vilhelm123
18-08-08, 23:44
Elo Howardy and welcome to the site! As sadist has said do make sure to team up with us because to my knowledge membership is at invitation only at the present time. I'm sad enough to do nothing but play PR most days so feel free to hunt me down and nab a spot in the squad =D.

Oh and a little off topic but how is history at Portsmouth? I ask as I’m currently on my ucas uni hunt so any info would be awesome of you.:D

howardy
19-08-08, 01:00
ok will do, ill prob hop in around mid day tomorrow, and i dont think im doin much so i might even have a 'i've-got-no-life-so-i'll-play-PR-all-day' day.
portsmouth aint too bad man, i mean to be fair the city is a right shithole but it's got alo to offer, cheap housing, some of the best nights out ever it's packed with clubs like tiger tiger and liquid. pretty massive uni so your never gunna be short of people to doss about with etc. overall i had a fuckin brilliant first year so i qould recommen it to anyone, only other uni ive spent time at is exeter though and it was pretty boring to say the least in comparison. BLOWJOBS

epoch
19-08-08, 06:50
And there's lots of sailors...

howardy
19-08-08, 09:57
yep, lots of em, and you dont ever speak to them because ive seen first hand what they do if you say the wrong things lol, my mate called one sailor boy in the campest voice ever and got full on decked. just a warner lol

commando-101
19-08-08, 10:00
sounded like a harsh dip into the real world from student life for your friend!

McFeckit
19-08-08, 10:34
So you hail from the "Scummers" huh ? Well I wont hold that against you, not now yer in the league BELOW us, but I might take issue with you calling Pompey a "shit hole". It was my home town mate, born and bred there, but had to get out cos the place is a right shit hole....DOH!

I went to Plymouth Uni and yer quite right, Exeter is boring....mind you gets way more gigs than Plymouth.

I be keeping an eye out for you on the server, and then i'll be joining the opposing side :p.

Welcome aboard 'n all that.

Sadist_Cain
19-08-08, 10:49
So you hail from the "Scummers" huh ? Well I wont hold that against you, not now yer in the league BELOW us, but I might take issue with you calling Pompey a "shit hole". It was my home town mate, born and bred there, but had to get out cos the place is a right shit hole....DOH!

I went to Plymouth Uni and yer quite right, Exeter is boring....mind you gets way more gigs than Plymouth.

I be keeping an eye out for you on the server, and then i'll be joining the opposing side :p.

Welcome aboard 'n all that.

LMFAO! Now there's the love XD

howardy
19-08-08, 14:08
haha im not saying soton is much better, to be fair they are both shitholes, i just went from one to the other! about football, im not a fan but i know when a team sucks, AND WE SUCK MAJOR JESUS BALLS. more of a fan of boxing and mma, thats the real mans sport, and i gotta make up man points where i can having a penis this small

Gunwitch
19-08-08, 14:38
Shall we stick with the application and not slagging off about which bloody town/area is best or worse?


Southern muppets

MadTommy
19-08-08, 15:01
yayyyyyyyyyy! grumpy gunny's back! :D :p

Viglen
19-08-08, 15:23
NORTHERN TWATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!














:D

Gunwitch
19-08-08, 15:51
at least up north we have real women - and beer. None of that piss water you call alcohol with yer damn alco-pops - PUFFS :D

McFeckit
19-08-08, 16:06
at least up north we have real women

I'm not sure why but the words "bulldog" "chewing" and "wasp" spring to mind:rolleyes:

MadTommy
19-08-08, 16:10
lol

epoch
19-08-08, 18:14
Howardy. A few members have no recollection of gaming with you on the server, so it's a bit too soon to be talking recruitment etc.

Best thing to do is:

Put yer dick away ;)
Hop onto our Teamspeak server
Get in game, and squad up with a [T&T] member
Get yourself known, and have some funWe hope to see you on the server soon.

Viglen
19-08-08, 18:33
Real beer ?

London and Kent produce more fine ales then the whole of the north :D

epoch
19-08-08, 18:41
Viglen - shandy is not an ale.

wardlemjw
19-08-08, 18:46
how did this thread turn into a discussion of alcohol?!?

:goat:

howardy
19-08-08, 20:00
i played for a few hours with some of yall today but aye i spose ill get on tonight for the rest of yas lol

epoch
19-08-08, 22:07
Howardy.

Didn't get much time to squad up with you, but some of the others have given the thumbs up, so that's good enough for me.

On that basis, I'd like to welcome you to Tactics & Teamwork!

MadTommy
20-08-08, 07:30
http://www.twang.org/Images/Howdy.jpg

don't be embarrassed.. give us a wave!

SargeBanner
20-08-08, 10:01
Free cookie to all who can name & shame the T&T members on Tommys picture ! :o

Welcome to T&T, pretty sure I was in a squad with you on Basrah yesterday :)

Sarge.

howardy
20-08-08, 22:35
the guy furthest to my left, he's my inspiration, the casual cowboy

TAW_Cutthroat
21-08-08, 14:32
He looks like the guy from ABBA, not sure what his name is... I hate 'em all.

wardlemjw
21-08-08, 15:19
welcome to the gang !!!!!!!!!!

LeChuck
21-08-08, 16:12
He looks like the guy from ABBA, not sure what his name is... I hate 'em all.

björn 'n' benny lol