LordSquiffy
26-02-08, 14:53
Where to start..............Hmmmm.........
Well it all started when my mum met my dad, and they had a drink, then they went out for a while. Soon they fell in love and got married. I was the culmination of that love.
My dad was Special Forces, so when other kids used to play football with their dads, I was camo'd up and out at the dead of night with dad stalking wild boar and elephants in my native Cambridgeshire countryside. School was difficult for me because I always sat at the back with a ghillie suit on so the teachers coundn't see me. It made getting served school dinners quite hard as the dinner lady would stare blankly through me as I held my plastic tray up to her to fill with brown sludge and chips. Meeting girls wasn't easy for me. As soon as I got close to someone I liked they ran away.....I would walk hand in hand with them, then suddenly pounce on and gut a small bunny...then present them the head. They just didn't understand my token of love.
Finding work is hard too.....My last job at Burger king didn't last as they told me I couldn't wear my camo face paint and my kevlar jacket while serving customers. So I've turned to you guys......I need love, I need affection, I need to belong in a world thats just so....damn....tired!
Bugger!!! Sorry, wrong forum......disregard all the above please.
Male
42
West Sussex
Can't fly
CAN drive
Reasonable shot
Will follow orders
Will work as part of a team
Will have fun!
PICK ME!!!!!
Well it all started when my mum met my dad, and they had a drink, then they went out for a while. Soon they fell in love and got married. I was the culmination of that love.
My dad was Special Forces, so when other kids used to play football with their dads, I was camo'd up and out at the dead of night with dad stalking wild boar and elephants in my native Cambridgeshire countryside. School was difficult for me because I always sat at the back with a ghillie suit on so the teachers coundn't see me. It made getting served school dinners quite hard as the dinner lady would stare blankly through me as I held my plastic tray up to her to fill with brown sludge and chips. Meeting girls wasn't easy for me. As soon as I got close to someone I liked they ran away.....I would walk hand in hand with them, then suddenly pounce on and gut a small bunny...then present them the head. They just didn't understand my token of love.
Finding work is hard too.....My last job at Burger king didn't last as they told me I couldn't wear my camo face paint and my kevlar jacket while serving customers. So I've turned to you guys......I need love, I need affection, I need to belong in a world thats just so....damn....tired!
Bugger!!! Sorry, wrong forum......disregard all the above please.
Male
42
West Sussex
Can't fly
CAN drive
Reasonable shot
Will follow orders
Will work as part of a team
Will have fun!
PICK ME!!!!!